Bucky Plushy

From Spreadsheets to Street Cred

Meet Bucky—the scrappy problem-solver who looked at Amazon's shopping bots and said, "Not on my watch."

Once a mild-mannered operations nerd who just wanted merchants to keep their customers, Bucky discovered that sometimes the best solutions aren't found in a dashboard—they're found in a revolution. Now he's leading the charge against the monopolies, one postcard at a time.

Product Details:
  - 4" of pure rebellious cuddles
  - Super-soft plush exterior (because even revolutionaries need comfort)

Why You Need Bucky:
  - Desk companion for late-night strategy sessions
  - Moral support when the bots come knocking
  - Physical reminder that small merchants can fight back
  - Makes an excellent co-pilot for your rebellion

The Bucky Promise:
He may be soft on the outside, but he's tough on monopolies. Every Bucky plushie ships with a QR code linking to exclusive rebellion support—because if you need to move 💩, you are going to need a bucket.